Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Hawaiian Fusion

Roland had to arrive first. He owned the place. So when he entered the kitchen of his Hawaiian fusion restaurant Like Me there were 50 cockroaches on the floor all holding an open copy of Metamorphosis in their front legs.

Roland barked, "Aren't you all supposed to be at your 8:oo o'clock Freshman English class? Now go put on your Eton-style uniforms and peddle off the the local junior college. You're late!"


LadrĂ³n de Basura (a.k.a. Junk Thief) said...

That makes sense, only cockroaches would be interested in eating Hawaiian cuisine which is made up mainly of dead pigs and sugar.

Bryce Digdug said...