Saturday, May 9, 2009

Splodin' Donut

Hip companies like Apple and Dolby (hi Thomas!) are cutting down on extras for their staff parties. No more sushi or Black Oak Arkansas. Gone are the days of The Red Hot Chili Peppers. Here at Digdug, however, we are not buying into that negativity. It only encourages downward spirals in this economy. In fact, we even hired genius artist and director (Johnny Mnemonic) Robert Longo to design our annual report. Take that, Google!

1 comment:

LadrĂ³n de Basura (a.k.a. Junk Thief) said...

Just my luck that my broker ignored my request to invest in Digdug and put all my holdings in Lehman Brothers and Circuit City stocks. It's really boring to have Tofu Helper seven days a week.