Painting with white

Groundsqwerl, the San Francisco-based fashion, art and archictecture magazine did a fashion shoot at my atelier in the Mission. The theme was white, a daring transgression after Labor Day that almost qualifies as heresy, but you know those groundsqwerls!

When the Fall issue came out I was expecting photos, but the photos were used as models for paintings of models in my abode. Because the stunning male fashion model "Kennedy" was wearing a white shirt and white pants, the artist had to dirty the corners of my ceiling by squeezing a tube of black oil paint on his pallette so that Kennedy could even be seen. I pride myself on my absolutely pristine apartment. The walls are so clean you can eat off them.

My attorney said that my contract did not give them permisssion to paint my walls.