The Drunken Remote Control Jungle Cruise Boat

The story is that Victor Hugo gave French poet Arthur Rimbaud the nickname Shakespeare Infant, but it now known it came from an unscrupulous Belgian phrenologist. In addition, there is now ample evidence that the poem The Drunken Boat refers to the famous remote control jungle cruise boats on the grounds of a famous hotel in Anaheim, California proving that Arthur and boyfriend Germain Noveau travelled further west than Java.

On Java, Rimbaud's first job was a rock pile supervisor, next a rockstar Java programmer.This enabled the guys enough money to make their next stop in Hawaii where they went to Auntie Things Luau located in an industrial area outside of Honolulu. Weakened pineapple juice and even weaker rum did not bother Boy Shakespeare as he was able to drink anything, even absinthe.

They worked as French tour guides on Waikiki Beach and earned enough money to buy e-tickets to southern California.