Wednesday, May 20, 2009


Because of dipping sales Chrysler has hired me to change the image of who drives the 2009 Dodge Challenger. They call it repositioning, refactoring. repurposing and consumer reengineering. Just last night I drove my new baby through the porte-cochère of the opera house. Were the footmen surprised to see a muscle car owner get out in top hat and tails! No more redneck slobs in wife-beaters!

As far as street-racing is concerned, I think it vulgar to rev one's engine. I roll down the window and politely yell "Would you be interested in an informal contest?"

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